Two pictures because I wasn’t satisfied with the first one and I could never do this great man justice.
@lilicakes-the-queen I tried,,
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell me.
Looked it up and anon’s right
It’s defined as a drink other than water.
what the fuck
that’s the worst kind of definition
then wtf is water?
hey, Canada Day is in a week and you’re probably gonna see a post around here that’s a dude w/ glasses in a Canadian Leaf costume. that’s Josh Macedo (here’s a photo of him) and he’s a perv who was run off this site for sending nudes to minors. Please don’t reblog it, he doesn’t deserve to be popular on here for one second further, let alone an entire day
Two woads diwerged in a yellow wood ( ;◕ω◕)
And sowwy I could not trawel bwoth ┌( ,/ ω \)┘
And be one twaveler, wong I stood \(● ω●)/
And wooked down one as faw as I could (. 0'ω'0.)
To whew it bwent in the undewgrowf (〃oωo)ﾉ;
Then towok the othew, as just as fwair (◡ω◡✿),
And hawing perhaps the bettew cwaim (=゜ω゜),
Because it was gwassy and wanted weaw (︶ω︶);
Tho as for that the pwassing thwere (°ω°)//
Had wown them weawy about the same (`^ω^´),
And bwoth that mworning equawy way (>‘ω’)>
In weaves no stwep had twodden bwack ~(^ω^)-.
Oh, I kwept the fwirst for anothew dayヽ(〃＾ω＾〃)ﾉ!
Yet knowing how way weads on to way (⊙ω⊙✿),
I dwoubted if I should ewer come bwack (´ω｀).
I shall be twelling this wif a sigh ( =/ ω \)ﾉ
Somewhew ages and ages hwence v( °ω °)v:
Two woads diwerged in a wood, and I ┐(‘ω`；)┌ —
I took the one wess twaveled by (◕ω-)√,
And that has made all the yifference (ﾉ◕ω◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧.
I’m know I’m a complete fucking hypocrite but be sure to drink plenty of water and get a good amount of sleep lmao
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edd and tom taking all the locks off the doors in the house bc sharkmatt kept locking himself in rooms and scaring them
